I decided to make my own cover of “What Makes You Anderson” by One Deduction.
(Based on the post by mu5icliz, and comments by hoolihoops)
YOU’RE INSECURE, I KNOW WHAT FOR.
WE’RE BUMPING HEADS, WHEN WE WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR.
NO ALIBI, AND I KNOW WHY.
YOU’RE JUST A SAD LITTLE DUMB FORENSICS GUY—
EVERYONE ONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT,
EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU.
MAYBE YOU LIGHT UP THE ROOM WITH YOUR SMALL BLACKLIGHT,
BUT WHEN YOU’RE DUSTING FOR PRINTS IT’S JUST NOT QUITE RIGHT,
BECAUSE YOUR MIND’S RUNNING PLOTS YOU JUST CAN’T RECITE,
YOU DON’T KNOW, OH-OH, YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE PITIFUL…
IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I CAN SEE,
AND IF YOU THOUGHT QUITE LIKE ME THEN YOU MIGHT JUST BE,
A PROPER DETECTIVE BUT YOUR IQ’S A D
YOU DON’T KNOW, OH-OH,
YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE PITIFUL,
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU
I just choked. This was beautiful.